ENERGY SOLUTIONS

Oscar believes that the government should not regulate energy, rather, assist in providing useful and creative methods of making more energy available to the masses. "Imagine," Oscar once said at a national meeting of Farters Anonymous, "Imagine a world without the fear of farting! Where farting was not only welcome, but desired, for its value in our economy." Yes, Oscar knows that energy can come from may sources. And while ecofreaks like Al Gorey worry about their carbon pawprints, Oscar seeks to create ways to harness the natural energy lingering in all of us.