Today its unpopular to be religious unless, of course, you're anything but Christian. Then it's all good, right?And if you want to exercise your religious freedom by saying no to making cakes, pies or cookies for an event you believe celebrates something contrary to your religious faith, well, unless you're Muslim nobody will defend your rights.
Oscar wants to bring prayer back into the doggy day cares of America.
"Ever since they removed prayer," Oscar said addressing the Evangelical Mutts of America, "moral evil has taken over! Now we have St. Bernards trying to mate with Shitzus! Unwed bit**es are making litter after litter! And don't EVEN get me started on the issue of the open celebration of religious faith at Christmas!
"Religious groups should not be forced to fund spaying and neutering," Oscar continued. "Why should they? They're not the ones who spread their paws and committed fornercation!"
"Ultimately we have to restore religious freedom and tell the atheists with rabies that enough is enough! I should be able to sing the doxology any time we want!" Oscar pounded his paw on the pulpit."I confess, this is a very important issue for me."
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